Pathan Girlfriend k sath date pe gaya,
Ahista se bola
Mery dil mein ek bat hy mgar kehty huy
Ghbrata hon
Girl:kaho na,
Plz Keh do na
Pathan:
Wo
Wo
Wo
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Tmhry pas
Do you know the meaning of these things:
1.Girlfriend
2.Lover
3.Wife
4.EX Girlfriend
Very simple:
1:Prepaid
2:Postpaid
3:Lifetime
4:Missed Call
Mountain Dew’s New Advertisement. Lets KISS BOY/GIRLFRIEND IN FRONT OF DAD.. Darr Sabko lagta Hai,gala sabka sukhta ha..DARR MAT DARO DARR KE ANGHE JEET HAI
Girlfriend (boyfriend se): Ab hame shaadi kar leni chahiye.
Boyfriend: Voh to theek hai… par hum se shaadi karega koun?
An intelligent girlfriend is one who makes sure that she makes her boyfriend spend "SO MUCH" that her boyfriend can’t afford another girl in his life..!!
gm
Dil me basi hai mohabbat teri
aankho me basi hai taswir teri
jabhi aati hai yaad teri
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hum dekhte hai TOM & JERRY.
Man 2 chemist=VIAGRA ki extra dose dena,Aj 3 girlfriend aygi. Nxt Day=yaar IODEX dena CHEM=zyada mehnat karli kya MAN=no,hath me dard hai HRAMJADI 1 bi Nahi ayi
Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?
Funny Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?
Advice og your dentist ‘Treat ur girlfriend like toothbrush. dont share it and change it sfter 3 months’
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