Love Rude Jokes Sms – Sweet Rude Jokes

FACT ONE:YOU CAN’T TOUCH ALL YOUR TEETH WITH YOUR TONGUE.
FACT TWO: AFTER READING THIS SMS 99 OUT OF HUNDRED IDIOTS WOULD TRY IT

Aik Pathan Cycle Sath Lay Kar Bhaga
Ja Raha Tha
Rastay May Kisi Nay Kaha K
Khan Sahib Chay To Petay Jao
Khan: Agr Itna Time Hota
To Cycle Pay Na baith Jata

Dis dog, iZ dog, a dog, nice dog, way dog, 2 dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog,
buzy dog, 4 dog, 10 dog, secs dog! … Now read wid out da word dog.

Y were the malez created b4 femalez?
Cuz u alwayz need a rough draft b4 da final copy.

Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar?
Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar.

I want 2 suck u… lick u… wanna move my tongue alll over u…
wanna feel u in my mouth…yup, datz how yu…eat an icecream!

When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I am babe so I play with boys!!

Girl: Iss shirt ke kiya price hy?
Salesman: Sirf 6 kisses.
Girl: Aur uss shirt kee?
Salesman: 12 kisses.
Girl: Donon dresses pack kr do, bill daddy dain gy.

Heer Says too Ranjha

Ke Khaatyaa aay main Tere Heer Ban ky"
Ranjha

Saliye Main Kaira Ranjha Ban K SP Lag Gya AAN

How Dogs & Women r alike…..
Neither believe dat silence iz golden.
Neither can balance a check book.
Both put 2 much value on kissing.

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