Lovely Kanjoos Sms – Funny Kanjoos Messages

Taxi Wala : Sir Sorry
Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya Tha
Ab Kitna Karaya(Rent) Lu?
Sheikh : Oyye Praji
Koi Gal Nhi
Mei B Apna Batva ghar Bhool Gaya Hun

Sheikh Sent Rs.10000$
Unsigned Cheque
To PMs Flood Relief Fund & Wrote.
Cheque Is Unsigned Becoz,
I Don’t Want Any Publicity..

Aik kanjos aadmi
marnay laga to
aik gareeb nay
isay kaha keh janab marty waqt to khuda ki rah main kuch
day jaye
Kanjos aadmi jo neem behosh tha kehnay laga jan to de raha hon or kiya don.!

1 kanjoos dosray say:
Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.
Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:
1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?
Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga.
Main nay kaha ja nahin deta

1 ShEiKh K GhAr PaThAn GaYa
ShEiKh: PaThAn sE BhAi
TaKlEf Na KaRe BaTyE
ChAi ChAlI Gi Ya ThAnDa ?
PaThAn: Is MaI TaKlEf Ki
KiA BaT HaI, ChAi BuNnE
TaK ThAnDa Hi SaHe . .

Larkay wale:
Aap ki beti kuch karti hai?
Larki ki amma?
Haan jii
MASHAALLAH
Rozana 3 rupee mai 500 sms krti hai.

APPLE juice
.
MANGO juice
.
TARBUZ juice
.
BADAM juice
.
KHAJOOR juice
.
KAAJU juice
agr in mein se kuch nahi pasand to,
.
ANGOOTHA Chooooooos.
Kanjoos.
Sms krta he nhi.

Sardar 2 Kanjos:
Sari Dunya Mazar Ko Chom Rhe Hai
Or Tu Is Admi Ko Chom Rha Hai
Kyun?
Kanjos:
Chup Kar Ja Bwaqoof!
Tujhy Pata Nhe K
LANGAR Yehi Bantay Ga

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