Lovely Marriage Jokes Sms
Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”
After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…
“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”
What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..
WIFE:I wish i was ur book so that i could be in front of ur eyes constantly.
HUSBAND:I wish u were a calendar which i could replace every year!!!
While creating wives, God promised men that good & ideal wives will be found in all corners of the world and then he made the earth round
Feron k waqt Pandit n mehmano s puchha: Kisi ko iss shaadi pe aitraaz to nahi?
1 shaks: Mujhe hai !
Pandit: Tum chup raho, Tum dulhe ho!
Biwiya apne pati ko"A.G" Q kehti hai?Q k biwiya izzatdar hoti hai,bahar bazar me"ABE GADHE"Nahi bol sakti isiliye short me AG bolti hai
GF-Chand Kitne Hote He?
BF-2,Ek Tum Aur Ek Upar
After Marriage:
Bv-Chand Kitne Hote He?
Pati-Andhi Ho?
Wo Uper Kharbooza Nazar Aa raha He ?
Mohan:Ladkiya sharab se itni nafrat kyun karti hai?
Sohan:Kyun ki isko pine ke baad unke chue jaise pati shero jaise bartab karne lagte hai
Wife-janu, kash aap msz hote,main aapko save karti,jab chahe padhti
Husband- kanjus,save hi karke rakhti ya apni kisi saheli ko forward bhi karti?
Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER …….. Immediately after Marriage!!
Husband to Hotel Manager: "Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai"
Manager: "What can I do?
Husband: "Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai."
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