Lovely Wife Husband Sms
Kaali ghata chayi hai, Kya aj phir biwi se maar khayi hai? Kehti hai sudhar jao. Par meri galti nahi, bajuwali aaj mini skirt main aayi hai..
Patni tv par match dekh rahi thi, pati smart bankar patni ke pass aaya aur bola,?darling main kaisa lag raha hon?? tabhi patni zor se chilayi ?CHAKKA??
Suhag raat k baad husband ne apni wife se pucha k kal raat ko kya mahsus kiya? to,,,, wife ne kaha 5 Percnt sharam, 5 Prcnt dard, or 90 Percnt purani yadien,
Angry Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, so I’d be in ur hands all day Husband: I 2 wish dat u were a newspapers, so I could have a new one everyday
Wife:Kya kr rahe ho? Man:Makhiya maar rha hu Wife:Kitni mari? Man:3 male aur 2 female Wife:Kaise malum? Man:Kyonki 3 daru ki botl se chipki thi or 2 phn se.
Husband apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha k achanak bijli chamki,badal garje,jor se barish shuru hui..dukhi HUSBAND bola: Lagta hai pahanch gayee.
Lady Patient: Dr. Plz. call my husband inside. Dr: Trust me, I’m a Gentleman. Lady: No Dr. ur Nurse is sitting outside alone & my husband is not a Gentelman.
Wife:
(expecting a car)
Gift me smthng which goes frm 0 to 100 in 3 seconds when I’m on it.
Husbnd gifted her a
weighing machine…. .!
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
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