Marriage Jokes Sms Greetings
shaadi se pehle : maine pyaar kiya
shaadi ke baad : maine pyaar kyun kiya
Shaadi k turant baad pati k phone me Bibi ka naam:
My Life
mahine baad: My Wife
saal baad: Home
10 saal baad: Hitler
15 saal baad: WRONG NUMBER
Why is a bachelor skinny
and a married man fat?
-The Bachelor comes
home, takes one look at
what’s in the refrigerator,
and goes to bed.
-The Married man
comes home,takes one
look at what’s in the bed
and goes to refrigerator!
Biwi, husband se- Tumhe mere rishtedaar pasand nahi!Husband: Kya baat kar rahe ho! Mujhe apni saas se achhi tumhaari saas lagti hai!
Do U know full form of wife = " Worries in life Forever"
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
A good marriage would be between
a Blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upwards!!!
Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered
“When a man holds a woman hands?”
When a man holds a woman’s hand
before marriage, it is love;
after marriage it is self-defense
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