I have lots of jokes in my inbox, But I cant send you all of them, It will take a lot of time, So Im sending you just 1 joke . . . You are so beautiful……..
Man : I need poison Chemist: I vant sel you. Man shows his marriage certificate Chenist oh! sorry, I didnt know y had a prescription.
Small Anger silly fights Simple SMS serious jokes Sensitive feelings senseless speak Million Sorry s billion Thanks Few Questions unlimited answers No hesitation full trust Mixture of all the above is What we Call FRIENDSHIP..
Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, nice smile …. but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?
Money will buy a bed but not sleep , food but not appetite , amusement but not happiness………you see money is not everything , therefore , if you have too much , please send it to me ASAP !
Why is sx to wife is simlar to restarant Some times good service Some times bad service Some times no service Some times Self service
What did Tennessee? =The same thing Arkansas. What did Delaware? =Her New Jersey
Man: I would really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There’s already one a*****e in there
What did the elevator say to the doctor? Im coming down with something. What is the longest word in English? Smiles. Theres a mile between each S Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it wanted to show its girlfriend it could hip hop!
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