Misleading Text Sms

Which Part
of a man’s body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think

Son kills butterfly, Dad says no butter for 2 weeks
Son kills honeybee, Dad says no honey for 2 weeks
Mom kills cockroach, Son says, Dad will u tell her or should I

Man 1: I do not want to marry.
Because I am afraid of all women.
Man 2: Get marry soon.
Then you will be afraid of
only one woman and start loving the rest

Girl to Riksha wala :
Q bhai jaye ga ?
Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi tu Oil lga kar khara kia hai
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Girl : tu phir Ghuma ker peechay le lu

Boy:
Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?
Girl:
Kal raat 2 hadd he ho gay, Uff 2 ghantay! meri2 jaan he nikal gaye
Saaray kapray geelay ho gae
Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay
Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye
1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha
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ya 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai

your 5 qualities:
1……
2……
3……
4……
5……
Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

I love the way it rubs against
the soft pink flesh creatin a creamy foamy liquid
as it thrust in & out up & down
can’t wait til nxt time I LoVe MY TOOTH BRUSH

True Luve iz like a pillow.
U could HUG it when yoUr in trouble.
U could CRY on it when yoUr in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when yoUr happy.
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Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

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