MOBILE FUNNY SMS – Funny sms

MOBILE JOKES

Today, tommorow and forever
there will be one heart that
would always beat for you.
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You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!

Newton’s law of load shedding:
“The rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere,
provided that the role of
WAPDA remains constant”.

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, “Pass the wine you divine”.

Sardar thinks “how poetic”
Sardar says, “pass the custard you bastard”.

Mother
Independance
Father
Or
Valentine,
DAYS K Baad. .
Bus Isi Paap Ka Suwikar Karta Hun,
Admi Hun Admi Se Pyar Krta Hun.
Happy Khan’s Day.;-)

Sardar was asked to write the passive voice of.
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“I made a mistake”
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Guess what he wrote. . . . . . . .?
“I was made by a mistake”

Captain of Military: Nojawano Aage barho
SARDAR Aage nhi barha
Captain: Tum Aage Q nahi barhe ?
SARDAR: Apne kaha tha 9 jawano Aage barho main 10va ho

A sardar was given a job to take out the dead bodies from a graveyard after a jet crash in.
He dug out 500 bodies and kept digging.

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