Nice Silly Sms – Silly Text Messages
Every time I see your face I wish I were in other space.
I thought the passion of the christ was better than the book
My bad, Danny
Me: I looked at your halloween pics. I hope you got it on with that nurse. So bomb
You know those poops that feel so good you question your sexuality? I just had one.
Is it bad that i kinda wanna be a paraplegic for halloween?
True or false: it would be appropriate in a university-sponsored workplace to make a joke about the newspaper “getting my description completely wrong” in a story about a serial rapist. Right?
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi!
Why were males created before females?
Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you…. Why should only i suffer!!!
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