Romantic Absurd Text Messages

5 differences between Turkish en ET: ET looked better, ET learned English, ET came alone, ET had his own bike and wanted to go home!

Prof:
Chemical Symbol of Barium?
Sardar:
BA
Prof:
And Sodium?
Sardar:
NA
Prof:
What will we gt if 1 Atom of BA & 2 Atoms of NA combine?
Sardar:
BANANA! "

My Friendship is like onion which has many layers in it. It will add taste to your life. But if u try to cut it, u will have tears in ur eyes.

Modern…
Obedient…
Nice…
Kindful…
Excellent…
Young…
Hey! Thats me.
Don’t be SAD,
Even ur name is there.
Read the 1st letter of Every Word! 

Everything is possible in this universe, nothing impossible.
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Wana example ?
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Very Simple Yaar,
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Imran Hashmi In Jannat:-)

7 Angels
Visited me &
Askd 4 the Most
Inteligent
Smart
Nice
Sweet
Nobel
Well Behavd
&
Well Groomd
person
I Gave Them
Ur Address
DEKHA?
Kesa Ullo Bnaya
Un Ko?"

The best anti-virus program for a computer is SAVE-SEX.

Leave the plastic cover on the floppy when inserting in drive.

Linux is like a wigwam, no windows, no gates and an apache inside

I’d ride u sitting, I’d ride u lying. If u were a bird I’d ride u flying. And when ur dead and long forgotten I’ll dig u up and ride u rotten

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