Make luv to your Girlfriend on Valentines day
she will give you good news on Mothers day
and u will have childrens on Childrens day
Don’t try this at everyone otherwise
u will have bad news on DEC 1(AIDS DAY)
Boy: Ma tumhay apna bana ka choroga.
Girl: really?
Boy: yes.
After marrid boy left her
with in two week,
Grl: why u did?
Boy: jan mainy kha tha
tmy apna bna ka choro ga.
girl:
Musibat ka waqt hamasha muskarana rehna chahiya
Boy:
Is liya to main tumhain dekh kar muskarata rehta hoon.
Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.
Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay..
Shopkeeper- 5 kiss
Girl: Or us dress ki kia keemat hay
Shopkeeper- 10 kiss
Girl: ok dono dreses pack kardo
Pi lenge tumhara har ek aansu.
Kabhi apni mehfil me bitha k to dekho.
BHABHI kahoge tum apni GIRLFRIEND ko.
Kabhi HUM se MILA k to dekho :
A Sad Girl Waz sitting with her Boyfriend..
Boy: u r The 2nd Most Beautiful Girl I’ve Ever Seen.
Girl: Who is The First?
.
.
Boy: It’s YOU!
When You smile
A person never smoked, Drank, no Affair, no Girlfriend, No Flirt, when died. Insurance Company refused claim,They Said " Jo Jiya hi nahin mara kaise ?"
Boy: agar me mar gaya to kiya tum dusari shadi karogi?
Girl: nahi me apni sister k saath reh lungi
Girl: agar me mar gayi to?
Boy: Me bhi tumari sister k sath rehlonga
Pathan puts his hand on his girlfriend’s hand while driving From Islamabad to lahore.
she smiles & says: u can go further..
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.
and
Pathan drives to multan…..
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