Romantic Funny Shayari In English – English Shayari Text Messages
Anger is quelled by compassion, enmity is quelled by friendship,
hatred is conquered by love, and sins by good conduct
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved’
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
Some of the best moments in life:-
Lying in bed listening to the rain outside…
Thinking about the person you love…
A long drive on a calm road…
Finding money in your old jeans just when you need it…
Giggling over silly jokes…
Holding hands with a friend…
Getting a hug from someone who loves u…
The moment your eyes fill with tears after a big laugh…
Wishing you these moments in your life always..!
There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again.
Don’t ever be angry on ur friends, Bcoz upto the last moments of our life, what pains us is not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends!
It’s the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It’s called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
Love is like
“missed call”
it stops when u try to catch,
But friendship is like
“sms”
bcoz it comes & stays inside ur inbox untill u delete it.
What’s the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour’s wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
If work is carried out without being overly concerned with the result, then even failure will not hurt
A baby fish asked her mother: Y can’t we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it’s made for selfish.
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