Romantic Love Sms Jokes
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shadi me 1 sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh kek socha shyad ye bhi khane wali cheez hai….
jaise hi wo khane laga ,,,,,4-5 sardar jor se bole "NA KHA OYE EK DUM FEEKA HAI"
agar kissi moti ladki ko dekhkar seeti bajao aur wo palatkar vaapas aa jaye to isse kya kanenge???????
GOL MAAL RETURNS…..
Biwi(gusse me): tumhare dimag me sirf gobar bhara he.
Husband(pyaar se): toh itni der se kyu kha rhi ho….????
Gujrati sher
NAZAR se NAZAR Mile To Pucho Kem Che?
NAZAR jhuki or Hase to Samzo K Prem Che
Jo kamar jhuka k SENDAL Utare To bolo Ben che.
Ladka- Ghire hue badlo me teri yad ati h,
Saawan k ane me teri yad ati h,
Baris ki bundo me teri yad ati h,
Ladki- Haan haan muje yad hai teri Chatri deni hai…
Param pujya mitr "prnam" apke sndesh na milne se hm ati vichlit avastha me h
krpya apne "chalit durbhash yantr" se sndesh bhejte rhe, mann prafullit rahega..
Aankhen Unchi Hui To Dua Ban Gayi,
Aankhen Nichi Hui To Haya Ban Gayi,
Jhuk Kar Uthi To Khata Ban Gayi,
Aur Uth Kar Jhuki To Adaa Ban Gayi.Wh Wah!
A New Teacher Joins schoolHe Finds Two Boys Similar In Appearance.Teacher asks – "kya TUM Judva ho.??Boy-: jee nahi..Hum Padosi hain.
PREMIKA- aaj tumne bahut acha bhashan diya..
NETA PREMI- saare sunne wale gadhe the..
PREMIKA- tabhi tum baar baar keh rhe the mere pyaare bhaiyo, pyaare bhaiyo
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