Romantic Silly Sms – Silly Messages

When I was born Devil said…Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said …Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!! ….

What did shivaji say to bruce lee when he met him?
" tu karate main marathe".

Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to.
Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye main doobonga to sahara dega

Aap DIL mango, de denge!
DHADKAN mango, de denge!
JIGAR mango, de denge!
JAAN tak mango, to de sakte hain
kyounki charo film ki VCD ghar par pari hai

Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujala nazar ata hai…
sochta hu ki bijli katva lu….
ajkal kambakhat bill bahot ata hai…

Can U believe things ppl do??!! I was sitting next to a guy in Mandir, In the middle of the aarti, he lit a cigarette. I was so shocked, I nearly dropped my beer!

Good Night
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Sleep tight
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Sweet Dreams
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For what are you pressing? that’s all! Lorie bhi sunau kya? now go2 sleep!

Do u know fun in chemistry?
If u drink Ethanol (alcohol)..
U wil dance for others!
If u drink methonol(poison)
others wil dance for u!

If u don’t sms me God will giv u Lalu’s brain
Mayavati’s face, Jayalalita’s body
Abdul kalaam’s Hair style, Atal bihari’s walking style. B careful.

A thinking about past present and future

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