Romantic Wife Husband Sms

Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!

Question: What is the most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday?
Ans. Just forget it once and you will never forget it again.

Wife: kash main newspaper hoti din bhar tumharay hathon me rehti
Husband: meri bhi yehi dua hai rab se, isi bahanay her roz nayi nahi to milti

“Ghari aur biwi main kia farq hai?
ek bigarti hai to band hojati hai aur doosri bigarti hai to chaaloo hojati hai.”

Wife: Suniye jab apne pehli bar mera ghoonghat uthaya tha to kesa mehsoos hoa tha?
Husband: Khuda ki kasam main mar jata agar Ayat-ul-Kursi yad na hoti..!!

Husband And Wife relation is the most beautyful and love ful one. So say love to your husband or wife by sending sms

Biwi ne pathi ke gale main bahein daal kar kaha Kaisi lag rahi ho main? Pati: bilkul waisi jaise bhagwan shankar ke gale main naag lagta hai!

Wife:kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the. Husband:Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai. Wife: kaisi galat fehmi? Husband: Yehi k main soya hua tha

Wife- Main maike ja rahi hoon,tujhe tallak ki notice bhej dungi! Husbnd-’Ja ja, mithi-mithi batein karke mujhe khush karne Ki koshish mat kar.

A chinese couple Mr..Mrs Hua got twins without getting married. What did they name them? Ans: Jo hua, So hua…!!!

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