Short Absurd Sms Messages
DO NOT PRESS ANY KEY This is: -Virus- Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Hehe! NERVOUS?
Feeling stoned? feeling high? Fuck a duck and try to fly.
Don’t drink water.… Fish fuck in it!
5 differences between Turkish en ET: ET looked better, ET learned English, ET came alone, ET had his own bike and wanted to go home!
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now….. sorry I will leave, I can’t find a brain.
I don’t love. I don’t care. I just married a millionair. And if he dies I don’t cry, I just fuck another guy.
Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.
Elvis is dead and I don’t feel so good myself.
Little birdy in the sky, dropped a poepie in my eye. i don’t scream, i don’t cry. i thank the lord that cow’s can’t fly!
Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn’t…
I’m popey the sailorman, I’m member of the klu klux clan, when I pull the triger, I kill a fucking nigger. I’m popey the sailor man, toet toet.
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