sonu-monu,mujhse shaadi kaoge?
bolo baby??
Ladka:tum mujhe propose kar rahi ho ya adopt????!!
Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya acha lagta hai meri samajhdari ya meri beauty..
Husband: Mujhe to ye tumhari Majak karne ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai..
The parrot faints, so the driver takes the parrot to his home ,
gives first aid to it and then puts it in a cage with some food .
When the parrot wakes up . in a shock it tells
“aila!! jail!!!!!! gadi wala mar gaya kya????”
Man: Ghar se dunai tak road banani hai
Jinn: Mushkil hai aur koi kaam bataiye
Man: Meri biwi ko aagyakari aur samajhdar bana do.
Jinn: Road single banani hai ya dabule..
Baba Ramdeo Ji se pucha,
ki me nahate samay kya lagaun,
ki mera Yauvan surakshit rahe ?
Baba ne Kaha …
DARWAJA … !
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I…
Love…
Disturbing you…
kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe… phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai………….?
Javed Jaffery proposing a girl: Hi, the babes, here is mys parpoz, with this d reds rose. Plz don’t u d rejects my parpoz b’coz I don’t parpoz d ROZ ROZ!
yr 1 : janu
yr 2 : O ji
yr 3 : sunte ho?
yr 4 : O bunty ke papa
yr 5 : kide mar gaye?
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