Short Rude Jokes Sms – Rude Jokes Text Messages
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I’m new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you?
Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?
The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can’t make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.
If my head looks like yours, I’d shave my rear end and walked on my hands.
On the door of a toilet….Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
Why were males created before females?
bCos u always need a rough draft before the final copy.
What’s the diff between Dava & Daru(Medicine & Whisky)?
Dava iz like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru iz like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
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