Short Silly Sms – Free Short Sms
If I found her floating in my pool, I’d punish my dog.
God does not play dice with the universe.
She is as wholesome as a bowl of cornflakes and at least as sexy.
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
He had the compassion of an icicle and the generosity of a pawnbroker.
Avoid all needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.
Who picks your clothes – Stevie Wonder?
Breasts like Granite and a brain like Swiss Cheese
I’ve noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born
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