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Posted by admin on Jan 10, 2010 in SMS | Comments Off

Teenage Girl

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. "Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?" "Wrong number," replied the girl.

Mission Impossible

I m on a mission: Misson 2 avoid u, 2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u, 2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u, in short…. MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!!

So-so Read This

Life is short, live it! Love is rare, grab it! Anger is bad, dump it! Fear is awful, face it! Memories are sweet, cherish it! The sender of this is gorgeous, admit it!!!

Yo Mama Joke 2

Yo mama’s so short, she has to take a running start to get on the toilet seat!

Love

falling out of love is very enlightening. for a short while, you see the world with new eyes.

Sinking Ship

A ship was sinking. Captain: Does any one know how to pray? A priest comes forward and says he can pray. Captain: Ok priest, you pray Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket as we are one jacket short.

Courting

They say that those relationships which were formed just right after a very short time of courting are untrue. I said,"u dont have to eat an entire cake just to know if it tastes good.." Makes sense?

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