Silly Sms Greetings – Free Silly Sms
Wen u smile the world smiles with u.wen ur down people will rally behind
u.but wen u fart u r alone coz people will never stand by u!
people ask me if id pefer 2 go 2 hell or heaven i say hell coz its nice and
warm down there
Im a nobody.. nobodys perfect.. therefore IM PERFECT!!!
I didnt kiss ur boyfriend! I told his lips a secret!!
I never met a chocolate I never liked!
lifes not short its the longest bloody fing ull ever do!!!!
I would stop eating chocolate.. but I’m not a quitter!
dont pee in my pool and i wont swim in your toliet!
Samney hai jo use log bura kehte hain,
Jisko dekha hi nahi usko khuda kehtey hain!
Tere dvar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
tere dvar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
ganti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge.
Baithe baithe kamre main kar rahi thi press
Teri yaad aayi to jal gayi dress……….!
TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!
You do sure have a lot of Well-wishers. They’d all like to throw you down one…
Somebody said to me that you ain’t fit to sleep with the pigs. Well, I stuck up for the pigs.
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll make an exception
I hear you’re connected to the Police Department – by a pair of handcuffs…
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