Silly Sms Messages – Free Silly Sms

Could you fax me your photo very very urgently? Mind you.
It’s really very very urgent, damn serious and very important,
I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER.

Yanha khuda hai, wahan khuda hai;
yanha khuda hai, wahan khuda hai;
jahan nahin khuda wahan kal khudega.

Wo zindagi hi kya jisme pyar nahi,
Wo pyar hi kya jisme yaden nahi,
Wo yaden he kya jisme tum nahi,
Wo tum hi kya jisme hum nahi.

If you fall in river there is a boat,
If you fall in well there is rope,
But if you fall in love there is no hope.

You are my sweet SONA
I don’t want you to KHONA
I want a place in your heart’s KONA
Otherwise I will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

Govt. of India has introduced a new rule:
"Good Looking people should be thrown out of the country!!!"
You are safe….
Where should i hide?????

Sanam teri duniya chod denge,
Teri taraf aye tufan ko mod denge,
Lekin tune jo sath choda,
Kasam teri haddiyan tod denge.

Oh yeah. Im an absolute mess right now. I was actually punching myself in the stomach earlier so i could get all the pukey puke out

OH MY GODDDDDDD!!!!!!!! aXXo released dark knight!!! fuck yeah seaking!!!!!!

where is my umbrella? it’s NOT in your room like you told me. where is my

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