Student Sms Messages – Free Student Sms
5 points thät pröve “Ure a Nörmäl Stùdeñt” 1)Unnecessary talk on phone 2)Plan each day 2 study but end of d day-”Kal se pakka”. 3)U hav all d data but u work 1 day b4 d dead line.
Teacher : ” Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?”
One Student : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.”
Book khulty hi Exam ka sama hota hai…
Aise mausam mein hi tu Dimag kharab hota hai.
Dimag ki baatein paper pe nahi aati….
Ye FASANA tu mark sheet pe bayan hota ha……
Teacher: ‘Kisses’ Ko Sentence Main Is Tarah Istamal Karo K Word Kiss Bhi Na Aaye Aur Meaning Aajae? Student: Aaj Subah Subah Begam Se Buhat Moun Maari Hui..
School main Aag lag gayi
Sab bachy khush thay k ab skööl nahi Ana pary ga par 1 bacha udas tha,
ustad ne pucha Beta y r u sad?
Bcha:
Sir Aap to zinda bach gaye
Mom:Beta q ro rhe ho?
Beta:Miss ne mje mara!
Mom:Q Mara?
Beta:Mene Mis ko’MURGHI’kaha ta
Mom:Q kaha?
Beta:Wo hmesha mje test me anda deti he:
Lady Teacher:
What tense is this
“I m a beautiful woman.’
Student:
Past tense Madam.
Teacher:
Translate into english:
in barishon se dosti achi nhi fraz
kacha tera mkaan hai, kuch to khyal kar
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Sardar:
Frndshp wid these rains is not gud fraz,
How cheap iz ur home, behave urself.
Fashion is simplicity for us..
Class is meeting hall for us..
Teachers are inspectors for us..
Girls are dolls
Guys are prince..
Cafe means life to us..
Study is our part time hobby.
Campus roads are catwalk tracks
We know how to laugh after short attendance & poor grades
We r “StuDeNtS”
KeEp RocKNg yARo!
High level confidence!
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Teacher 2 student: If u tel me ‘where is GOD’, i’ll reward u 100 rupees.
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Student : n If u tell me’whr GOD is not’i’l reward u
200Rs
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