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Q: Y do couples hold handz during their wedding?
A: Its a formality just like 2 boxers shaking their hands b4 da fight beginz!
Getting married iz very much like going 2 a restaurant wid friendz. U order what u want,
& when u see what da other fellow has, u wish u had ordered dat.
Y a man carrzy his wifes photo in the purse?
coz when ever he faces any trouble,he sees the photo n thinks-If I can handle DIS i can handle any prpblem
A sardar owned a factory.
He issued orders dat only married
men would be employed.
Emplyes asks: Why you implement this rule ?
Srdar replied:
coz married men r more obedient than un married.
On The First Wedding Night. Husband: Look Darling Before Marrige I Had Affair With 20 Girlsâ€
Wife Replied: “Janu Kundli Milli Hai To Gunn To Millenge Hi Na
A good marriage
would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice it."
Marriage – an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
One day a man inserted an ‘advert’ in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine.
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