Sweet Sms Jokes Greetings
Teacher: tumhare baap ka kia naam ha??
Pathan: Google Khan
Teacher: ye kia naam hoa bhla!!
Pathan: ham jahan marzi hon wo mujhe dhond leta ha….
Pathan ny chalange kiya k
Woh minar-e-pakistan ko apne sar par utha kar peshawar ja sakta hai.
Hazaron log ikthay ho gaye…
Pathan bola: bus isey utha kar mere sar par rakho tum….:-
Pathan ne oxford universty mein 1st Positon li News channel walu ne pucha
K ab kia kro gay?
Pathan
bachpan se aik khuwab hy
k hum apna tandoor khole GA.
Doctor to Patient : The check which u gave me has returned back.
Patient to Doctor:The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned back.
My wife ran away with my best friend.
To tell you the truth, I really miss him.
Whats the closest thing to a womans period?
Your salary.
It comes once a month,
lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesnt come,everythings f~cked
What do you call a wife who is sexy,
beautiful,intelligent,understanding,
caring, never jealous and a great cook?
ANSWER : A rumour!
Husband asks,Do u know the meaning of WIFE.
It means…Without Information Fighting Evrytime!
WIFE on hearing this says,
it could also mean-With Idiot For Ever.
Early to bed and early to rise makes ur girlfriend go out with other guys.
A Train is bout2 crash. A frantic virgin strips off n says:
” Can anyone make me feel like a woman b4 I die?”
So a man takes off his clothes n say,”Iron these!”
A woman goes 2 a dentist 4 tooth extraction
doc tells her 2 lie down and gets ready with tools
lady lifts her skirt,doc says im not a gynacologist im dentist
she says i want to get my hubbys tooth removed
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