Text sms – sms Text
Text sms
When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.
A – you are Attractive
B – you are the Best
C – you are Cute
D – you are Dear to Me
E – you are Excellent
F – you are Funny
G – you are Good-Looking
H – hehehe
I – I’m
J – JOKING
You are the one who is CHARMING
You are the one who is INTELLIGENT
You are the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading
these RUMOURS.
chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: “Sorry, we don’t serve food here”.
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
aik Pathan Bap Ki Death Per Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Ay
Pathan aur B ziada Rone Laga
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya
She Is Kidding…
Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu…
“Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai” … =D ;->
Last night I Got a severe Head pain…
I went to the Doctor …
He said that It would be cured
If I send a SMS TO some
lunatic person…
.
.
.
” Tell me,Whom do I know
other than you.?”
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