Wife Husband Sms Jokes
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.
Beta apni maa se,purani album dekhte huye-maa ye photo mein itna smart aadmi kaun hai?Maa:-beta ye tumhare papa hai. Beta-to hum is ganje k sath kyo rehte hain.
HOW Wife CALL THEIR HUSBANDS IN FIRST SEVEN YEARS: 1. A G, 2. O G, 3. SUNTE HO, 4. BUNTY KE BAPU, 5. MAINE KAHA SUNTE HO, 6. KAHAN MAR GAYE, 7. AAP AATE HO KE MAIN AOUN
A beggar-" 0h sundari Andha hoon. Paanch rupya de de.."Husband told his wife-"De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal me ye andha hoga!!
Sama tha suhana suhagrat ka tha bahana, Dulha mood main tha dulhan se sunne koi gana. Dulhan ne shuru kiya gana, Bhaiya mere rakhi ke bandhan ko nibhana…!
Husband ne at 1st night opened the Ghunghat gave Rs. 500 munh dikhayi. Wife ne kaha Tum mere Husband ho is liye leleti hoon.. warna mai 2000 se kam nahi leti 
Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha,"Kya main tumhara pehla pyar hoon?" BIWI Boli, "Kar di na sardaro wali baat, SPINNER ko kabhi opening milti hai
Bahu:maji,ye abhi tak nhi aye.Kahi kisi dusri ladki k sath.. Sas:are kalmuhi,tu hamesha ulta kyu sochti hai?Aisa bhi to ho skta hai,kisi gadi k niche aa gya ho
Thr r 2 times wen a man doesnt understand a woman .. .. .. .. .. .. .. before marriage and after marriage !!
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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