Wife SMS
Man And Woman
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man
The Wife
The wife was standing n***d in front of the mirror…she says..I look fat and ugly.. pay me a compliment….I replied..your eyesight is perfect..
Wife Wanted Please
A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Ve Sx Only Wit Wife
A doctor advising his paient who had a heart attack: No smoking, no drinking n ‘ve s*x only wit ur wife, bcos it’s important tat u avoid excitement.
Tention
Tension is when wife is pregnant! Terror: When girlfriend is pregnant! Horror: When both r pregnant! Tragedy: When U r Not responsible 4 both
Joke
Wife – remove my dupatta. sardar – ok Wife – remove my salwaar sardar – ok wife – remove my kammez sardar – ok wife – and never wear my clothes again
Wife Appear
d man approached d very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked "u know, I have lost m wife here Can u talk to me 4 a couple of minutes?" "Why?" the woman asked. Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman,my wife appears
Expiry Date
Wife: Honey….. What are You Looking for? Husband: Nothing. Wife: Nothing…?? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?? Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
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